I want to text Gyan. But I’m pretty sure it’s not ok to send a text saying, “Do you want to make out? I do.”
~beatrix
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5 comments:
I would love to get that message from a guy I was attracted to. Cute, funny and to the point!
I've been on both ends of that text. It usually means more kissing to come. Ha.
I think you should. It's short. To the point. And will put a smile on his face.
Send it. And if you don't get the response you want? Just tell him that you meant to say, "Do you want to get take out," but that your phone substituted letters or something like that. And then run away.
He's a guy. What exactly is the worst case scenario?
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