but you are so cute

“Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Why not? You are so cute.”

I hate hate hate this conversation.

I try to respond, “Oh, well I don’t marry every boy who asks.”

But next time, I’m gonna say, “Oh, because I’m crazy. I’m clingy and needy plus, you know, really insane. And my sexual appetite is truly insatiable. I can't find anyone to keep up with me.”

I think maybe I need to stop listening to so much Lily Allen.


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1 comment:

floreta said...

ha! i relate to this so well.. those are the reasons i'm ultimately single.

"but you are so cute!"