my perfect match
Match.com, you’re crazy.
We share culinary interests and find skinny-dipping a turn-on. (Do I?)
We both enjoy gardening and landscaping. (Did I really check that I like these things?)
But he’s wearing no shirt, clutching the underpants that are sticking out of his jeans, lives in the Bronx, and has kids.
As for his favorite hot spots, he says, “i’ll take her to apple bees or oliver garden or wherever she want to go.”
I’m pretty sure I do not need the internet to help me get boys like this.