Hi. My name is Beatrix, and I date a lot. For the past 8 months, I haven’t been able to say with any certainty exactly how many boys I’m dating at any given time. Sometimes I date for dinner, sometimes for a self-esteem boost, but mostly I date because there has to be someone out there I want to date for more than four months. Right? My hobbies include reading engagement announcements and knitting baby hats, but I think that should remain our secret.