Today I bought asparagus.
And because I am so very single, I was about to spit apart a bunch. It is just too much, and it’s by the pound.
But there was already a perfectly sized bunch there, with one rubber band instead of two.
And I thought, Somewhere in this city, in this neighborhood, maybe even still in this store, there is a person who eats the other half of my bunch of asparagus.
I should totally write a Lifetime movie.