Dear Dove,
Thank you for your ad campaigns celebrating women of every shape, size, and color. Of course they all have shiny hair and no cellulite, but still, it's a step in the right direction.
I have one teensy request about your current marketing campaign. Would you please clearly label your aerosol deodorant product on the front? Right now it just says something about "silky-smooth," or "soft silkiness" but no mention of odor control or perspiration. And (a-hem) someone might confuse it with hairspray and douse their head in deodorant.
Sincerely,
Harper
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HAHHHAHHAHA
Best. Ever.
When I was in Budapest, I bought what I thought was moisturizer, but turned out to be SELF-TANNER. I didn't realize this until AFTER I'd generously applied it... everywhere. Nice.
this is hilarious..... i knew a girl in high school that thought douche was a hot oil treatment and put that in her hair..... hope it wasn't of the vinegar and water flavors...... imagine telling someone you douched..... YOUR HAIR!!!
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