14.4.09

My hair smells like a spring rain shower

Dear Dove,

Thank you for your ad campaigns celebrating women of every shape, size, and color. Of course they all have shiny hair and no cellulite, but still, it's a step in the right direction.

I have one teensy request about your current marketing campaign. Would you please clearly label your aerosol deodorant product on the front? Right now it just says something about "silky-smooth," or "soft silkiness" but no mention of odor control or perspiration. And (a-hem) someone might confuse it with hairspray and douse their head in deodorant.

Sincerely,

Harper

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2 comments:

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

HAHHHAHHAHA

Best. Ever.

When I was in Budapest, I bought what I thought was moisturizer, but turned out to be SELF-TANNER. I didn't realize this until AFTER I'd generously applied it... everywhere. Nice.

Pissed Off said...

this is hilarious..... i knew a girl in high school that thought douche was a hot oil treatment and put that in her hair..... hope it wasn't of the vinegar and water flavors...... imagine telling someone you douched..... YOUR HAIR!!!