Subject line: Boost your dignity!
Wow, a magical product could boost my dignity... Was it some sort of pill that would paralyze my hands if I attempted to call my ex-boyfriend after too many drinks? Or maybe it's a fabric treatment that would ensure that my skirt would not blow up over my head as I walked down the street?
Maybe it could have prevented the unfortunate Dove deodorant incident.
No, they were just selling discount Viagra.
-Harper
1 comment:
Hahaha!
You have to give them credit, though ... that's a heck of a subject line : )
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