You should meet my friend Harper. She’ll be around soon enough. She’s the best kind of friend to have. She’ll give you advice like “Just be careful because you don’t want to walk into a party and have made out with every guy there.” She’ll go back into a bar to give a boy your number just because she thinks he should have asked for it. She’ll eat french fries for breakfast with you after a long night out. Even though we live far away now, I miss her all the time.