Maybe some people want to pick up boys in the grocery store, so here is some advice on how to make sure the boys there know you are single:
Buy one can of tomato soup, one big orange, two containers of (full fat) greek yogurt, a pound of butter, and a bag of egg noodles that costs $1.69. No one will ever think you are going home to cook dinner for your boy.
And forget to get a basket and balance all your groceries to the register. Never mind. . . Looking ridiculous might not actually help your cause.