7.2.09

grocery shopping


Maybe some people want to pick up boys in the grocery store, so here is some advice on how to make sure the boys there know you are single:

Buy one can of tomato soup, one big orange, two containers of (full fat) greek yogurt, a pound of butter, and a bag of egg noodles that costs $1.69. No one will ever think you are going home to cook dinner for your boy.

And forget to get a basket and balance all your groceries to the register. Never mind. . . Looking ridiculous might not actually help your cause.

~beatrix

1 comment:

Laurie Stark said...

I never get a basket and I always drop everything nine times. And full-fat Greek yogurt is the only way to go!