John and I had tons of good ideas at the wedding. Our best idea was to have marshmallows to roast in the huge outdoor firepit at the reception venue. But our second-best idea was to hire an actor to object during that part of the ceremony. I don’t think anyone ever includes that part, but it’s always in movies. And it would be dramatic and fun for the guests.
So then I was thinking: If I got married, who would object? Who would want to stand up and say, “Wait. Don’t do this. I want another chance.”? Anyone? And would I care?