"I'm actually afraid if they aren't, we won't be able to connect with them. I feel like if we had a baby, we should hang an embroidered sampler over it's crib -- 'Don't worry. I'm pretty sure you'll grow out of it.'"
"Or 'There's still time. No one wants to peak in high school.'"
I love him, but if you'd seen our third grade school photos, you'd be worried about our hypothetical children, too.